Thursday, December 12, 2013

Twelve Days of Christmas for Parents

This parody written by me (Brandi), please don't post it anywhere without proper credit. 



Twelve Days of Christmas For Parents
 

On the first day of Christmas
My children gave to me
A night without any sleep

On the second day of Christmas
My children gave to me
Two skinned knees and
A night without any sleep

On the third day of Christmas
My children gave to me
Three spilled drinks
Two skinned knees and
A night without any sleep

On the fourth day of Christmas
My children gave to me
Four butts to wipe
Three spilled drinks
Two skinned knees and
A night without any sleep

On the fifth day of Christmas
My children gave to me
Five refused foods
Four butts to wipe
Three spilled drinks
Two skinned knees and
A night without any sleep

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My children gave to me
Six temper tantrums
Five refused foods
Four butts to wipe
Three spilled drinks
Two skinned knees and
A night without any sleep

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My children gave to me
Seven runny noses
Six temper tantrums
Five refused foods
Four butts to wipe
Three spilled drinks
Two skinned knees and
A night without any sleep

On the eight day of Christmas,
My children gave to me
Eight hours of Caillou
Seven runny noses
Six temper tantrums
Five refused foods
Four butts to wipe
Three spilled drinks
Two skinned knees and
A night without any sleep

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My children gave to me
Nine dirty faces
Eight hours of Caillou
Seven runny noses
Six temper tantrums
Five refused foods
Four butts to wipe
Three spilled drinks
Two skinned knees and
A night without any sleep

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My children gave to me
Ten scary messes
Nine dirty faces
Eight hours of Caillou
Seven runny noses
Six temper tantrums
Five refused foods
Four butts to wipe
Three spilled drinks
Two skinned knees and
A night without any sleep

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My children gave to me
Eleven endless questions
Ten scary messes
Nine dirty faces
Eight hours of Caillou
Seven runny noses
Six temper tantrums
Five refused foods
Four butts to wipe
Three spilled drinks
Two skinned knees and
A night without any sleep

On the Twelfth day of Christmas,
My children gave to me
Twelve hugs and kisses
Eleven endless questions
Ten scary messes
Nine dirty faces
Eight hours of Caillou
Seven runny noses
Six temper tantrums
Five refused foods
Four butts to wipe
Three spilled drinks
Two skinned knees
and A night without any sleep

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Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate) to all! 

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